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Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised? A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.

Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. 'Owch!' the Chinese man says. 'What was that for?' 'That was for Pearl Harbor,' the Jewish man says. 'But I'm Chinese!' 'Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?' And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. 'Ouch!' the Jewish man says. 'What was that for?' 'That was for the Titanic,' the Chinese man says. 'But that was an iceberg!' 'Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?'

Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them 'Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs.' Then one of his generals stands and says 'But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?' Hitler then smiles and says 'See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews.'

Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. 'Excuse me,' she said to the manager. 'My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I'd like a small room for two weeks.' 'I'm awfully sorry,' he replied, 'but all of our rooms are occupied.' Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. 'What luck,' said Mrs. Goldstein. 'Now there's a room. 'Not so fast, Madam. I'm sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed.' 'Jewish? Who's Jewish? I happen to be Catholic.' 'I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?' 'Jesus, Son of Mary.' 'Where was he born?' 'In a stable.' 'And why was he born in a stable?' 'Because a schmuck like you wouldn't let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!'

Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says 'Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100.' The one says to the other, 'should we do it?' The other says 'NO!! Are you crazy?' The first guy replies 'Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it.' So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says 'well, did you get the money?' He replies 'Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?'

Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.

Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, 'Father, I'm 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice.' The priest says, 'Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?' 'Never Father, I'm Jewish.' 'So then, why are you telling me?' 'I'm telling everybody!'

In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. 'Excuse me,' she said to the manager. 'My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I'd like a small room for two weeks.' 'I'm awfully sorry,' he replied, 'but all of our rooms are occupied.' Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. 'What luck,' said Mrs. Goldstein. 'Now there's a room. 'Not so fast, Madam. I'm sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed.' 'Jewish? Who's Jewish? I happen to be Catholic.' 'I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?' 'Jesus, Son of Mary.' 'Where was he born?' 'In a stable.' 'And why was he born in a stable?' 'Because a schmuck like you wouldn't let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!'

Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says 'Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100.' The one says to the other, 'should we do it?' The other says 'NO!! Are you crazy?' The first guy replies 'Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it.' So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says 'well, did you get the money?' He replies 'Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?'

Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.

Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, 'Father, I'm 80 years old, widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice.' The priest says, 'Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?' 'Never Father, I'm Jewish.' 'So then, why are you telling me?' 'I'm telling everybody!'

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